FUN WITH CAPTIONS! FINISH THIS AD!

Okay, so here’s the deal. Peter Parker has seen Man Mountain Marko outside kicking butt in the neighborhood. Peter has to duck out to switch to Spider-Man and deal with the problem. Mary Jane is pissed at his sudden departure, but being a decent guy, Peter offers her some Hostess Cup Cakes to keep her satisfied until he returns. Peter then runs out, risks life and limb protecting innocent people, using about $100.00 worth of web fluid, making Mary Jane’s (not his own) neighborhood a safer place, and upon his return (under the pretense that he was just going out to get some milk to go along with the cupcakes) is greeted with this:
Your mission is to supply what SHOULD have been the last thought of Peter Parker in this ad. Give Peter a backbone, or don’t! Have fun!