Separated at Birth?

SIZER TO ATTEND THOMAS DOLBY CONCERT; WORLD MAY EXPLODE IF THEY MEET!
OK, so my smartmouth sister Nancy emails me after I tell her that her birthday present from me is we’re both going to see Thomas Dolby at the Royal Oak Music Theatre in Detroit. “Which is which?” her email asks, “Ha ha.” say I until…

OK FINE!
I did spend most of my college days worshiping this dude as a musical genius, and did spend time making myself emulate his unique dress code. Well, he is cool in a geek sort of way. Just like me, right? Aw screw it, we do look alike, and I’ll be jumping up and down and embarrassing my sister all night at his concert.
(Just for the record, my picture was taken summer 2005, and the Dolby picture was from 2006. Of course, I ripped off the idea for my picture from what Dolby was doing in 1983, and what I did for my BFA performance art piece in 1987…you get the idea.)